There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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