i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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