so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize