The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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