I heard we made out
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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