Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Its about making memories worth repressing
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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