on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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