i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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