OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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