Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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