I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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