The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
