is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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