please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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