Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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