I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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