Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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