Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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