shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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