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wakey wakey hands off snakey
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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