It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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