I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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