I don't think brook has ever known best
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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