She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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