Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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