Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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