I wanna bring you to show and tell
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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