i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i will never coherently bang her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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