I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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