Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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