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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?

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  You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.

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  I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER

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• (914): View more from New York

  ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore

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• (415): View more from California

  I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.

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