That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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