Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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