escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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