do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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