What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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