this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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