the day after is always just damage control
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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