11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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