windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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