I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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