But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Of course I have a pirate flag
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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