a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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