quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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