The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I skipped work to stalk him.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize
