how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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