No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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