I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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