I'm lost and stupid without you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Sober January is a disaster.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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