Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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