Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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