fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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